- Me in elementary school: The teacher gave me a check list for all my school supplies. I have to have everything.
- Me in college: [Slams some $1 notebooks and Redbull in my cart, remembers I have some pens in my car] Fuckin ready 2 go
- Me: *goes to Jurassic World* I'm here for the main attraction
- Park Staff: Ah yes the dinosaur, she's...
- Me: No, Chris Pratt. I'm here to see Chris Pratt where is he
